Michael 'Machette' VanHelsing
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You are being buried alive by the modern world—and you volunteered for it.
Let the Dead Bury Their Dead is not a book of gentle spiritual advice. It is a grave diagnosis, a forensic autopsy of a society that mass-produces the walking dead.
Most people today are breathing, working, and consuming, yet they are spiritually extinct, intellectually captive, and physically decaying.
They are the living dead, busy burying each other in a cycle of empty pursuits, digital distraction, and silent despair.
This book names that reality with unflinching clarity, exposing the three layers of death that claim you long before your heart stops beating.
But this is more than an exposé—it is a field manual for resurrection. Based on rigorous synthesis of scripture, neuroscience, sociology, and environmental science, this book provides the complete Resurrection Protocol.
You will receive a step-by-step, holistic plan to sever the chains of spiritual death, detoxify a hijacked mind, and cleanse a poisoned body. This is actionable, evidence-based warfare against everything making you comatose: from parasites and EMFs to algorithmic propaganda and soul-crushing materialism.
The choice is no longer life or death. The choice is between remaining among the dead, or daring to be fully, fiercely, and eternally alive. This book is your shovel out of the grave. Your resurrection begins the moment you turn the page.
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The Djedi Path: From Seeker to Guardian
You’ve felt the pull—a deep, persistent sense that you were born for more than the mundane script of modern life.
You’ve glimpsed a higher purpose in the archetypes of myth, the discipline of warriors, and the silence of true meditation, yet the path to embodying that purpose has remained shrouded in mystery.
This book is that path, made clear. The Djedi Path is not a work of fiction; it is the foundational manuscript and operational manual for the modern Djedi, bridging the ancient past and an awakened future. It is for every truth-seeker who instinctively knows that the ideals of the Jedi were more than fantasy—they were a fragmented memory of a real sacred science, now restored.
Within these pages, you will discover the lost history of the Djedi, the ancient order of priest-guardians from Atlantis and Egypt who mastered the union of spirit and matter. You will be introduced to the sacred tools of this lineage: the copper and zinc rods, more than mere metal but tuned instruments for healing, focus, and energetic evolution. This is where spirituality seeking transitions into tangible power, where the fiction of the "light saber" is replaced by the tangible discipline and profound responsibility of wielding real-life flaming torches.
This is your formal invitation to step beyond the seeking phase. The Djedi Path is the first and most crucial tool you will ever receive. It is the key to understanding your potential, the map to your training, and the oath to a purpose greater than yourself. Stop imagining the guardian you could be. Start the work of becoming one. Your journey begins here.
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What if you discovered you've been living by a blueprint you never chose?
This book bridges a divide that has existed for centuries, weaving together the profound, time-tested principles of Hermetic wisdom with the groundbreaking of modern quantum physics and neuroscience. It moves beyond mere inspiration to deliver a coherent, actionable model that explains why you have creative power and exactly how to use it.
Forget vague philosophies and wishful thinking. This work provides the intellectual foundation and practical toolkit used by history's master builders—from ancient mystics to modern pioneers of consciousness.
You'll learn to decode the universal principle of correspondence ("as above, so below"), understand how your beliefs physically reshape your brain through neuroplasticity, and discover why the quantum observer effect is the scientific key to intentional creation.
This is more than a book; it is an initiation into a new way of being. Through structured techniques—including mental alchemy protocols, emotional recalibration, and state-shifting tools like the Two-Chair Method—you will learn to dismantle limiting constructs and deliberately engineer a life of purpose, vitality, and authentic success.
Your role as architect awaits. The foundation is laid, and the tools are in your hands. YOU. The Architect is your definitive guide to moving from understanding your potential to actively, knowingly building it. It's time to stop living in a reality that happens to you and start creating one that happens from you.
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Mushrooms, as fungi, share a startling genetic and biochemical kinship with humans—approximately 50% DNA overlap and glycogen energy storage, traits absent in plants—positioning them as evolutionary allies for elite health optimization.
The Mushroom Report delves into their transformative potential, drawing from peer-reviewed studies to reveal how medicinal varieties supercharge physical vitality, mental resilience, nootropic performance, and even psilocybin's profound neural rewiring.
Tailored for ANYONE interested in upgrading their mind, body and spirit, this 50+ page guide includes sourcing tips, recipes, fasting integrations, quantum-metaphysical insights, and legal frameworks for non-denominational use—bridging ancient wisdom with modern day wellness data.
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All Products Below I Make Myself, By Hand!
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Sensei Cleanse. Advanced cleanse and detox formula. After 30+ years of helping and healing people with natural remedies, I came up with the most powerful natural combination for removing poisons, toxins, parasites and all other foreign substances from the body. By combining pure powdered silica and pure powdered carbon, not only does the body purify itself, but you will also be providing your body with the key elements that make up the human body! Nowhere else can you find a more powerful product for this particular purpose. Get Sensei Cleanse TODAY!
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N.E.E.R. Water. For the last 20 years, I've been healing people using what I call N.E.E.R. Water. N.E.E.R. means Negative Energy & Entity Removal. I have been blessed with the gift of being able to make colloidal silver myself. This is my version of Holy Water. But as of Jan 2024, I came up with a NEW FORMULA! N.E.E.R. Water is now a combination of colloidal silver, copper, zinc, bee propolis, vitamin D, B complex, as well as minerals potassium, calcium, magnesium, rubidium, cesium, selenium and iron. This is by far the most powerful natural antibiotic you can find, but it is now also the most powerful natural antioxidant available. Get your bottle today!
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Djedi Orgoknight Rods. After dedicating the last 15 years studying ancient Egyptian secret knowledge, I learned what the rods held in the hands of all the ancient statues are. I also know MOST of what they used them for. This led me to learn how to create them myself based on my studies on ENDLESS sacred texts, scrolls, tablets and mainly the statues themselves. These rods provide a multitude of health benefits such as: microcurrent therapy, transdermal therapy, boosts ATP synthesis, brain enhancement, anti-aging and more! They Can be used for healing yourself, others and for amplifying your energy field and mental, physical and spiritual abilities. I provide a manual with scientific proof of all of the above. Get your pair today! For more info CLICK HERE!
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Be ORIGINAL, in fashion AND EVOLVE! Solid Steel beaded bracelet with magnets. I studied the power of autosuggestion using beaded bracelets. You can deprogram and reprogram your mind using what is called 'autosuggestion'. This technique is similar to self-hypnosis except autosuggestion is permanent. You can become the version of yourself that you always wanted to be using the repetition of positive affirmations at certain times of the day. You take the bracelet in your hand and repeat your chosen affirmation by counting the beads. This is also a scientifically proven technique. You will also have the power and benefits of this bracelet being magnetic! Being an ordained Priest, I charge each bracelet with positive energy for your protection against negative energies and entities. I get so many compliments on the bracelet I made for myself, that it inspired me to make them for others! Get yours today!
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Videos
Machette VanHelsing VS Artificial Intelligence
This video is perhaps the most CONTROVERSIAL and EYE OPENING conversations with AI you will ever hear.
I had a debate about true freedom from the 'system' through baptism and ordination from a 'free church'. We also went back and forth about Private Trusts, Legal cases, historical references and we both presented proof and evidence.
I ultimately won. Well truthfully, Jesus won, because I used his life, promise of redemption and salvation to state my case...
EVERYONE HAS TO HEAR THIS!
God's Way
Yes the world in it's current state has many people lost and confused.
Not knowing what is next, what to do or how to overcome it. But what if I told you there is another way?
A path that leads to freedom and true fulfillment, one that transcends the conventional beliefs that often bind us.
Join me at the Temple of Light & Life where I unveil the power of God's way—a transformative approach that offers hope and liberation from the constraints of our everyday lives.
Bulletproof Hats Show Episode 4
How to Master & Exit the System
In this episode I explain the system in plain English. I cover the basics of the system setup, how to master it AND how to escape it... If you so choose. Like, comment, share and subscribe.
The Bulletproof Hats Show Episode 3
Natural Medicine
This video is a partial list of natural medicines I am very familiar with and have experience with. I have successfully used every remedy in this video for myself and others. It will be invaluable to those who have health problems or knows someone that does.
Bulletproof Hats Episode 2
What this Show is & What it is NOT
This episode covers what you can expect from me and this show. It clarifies what this show stands for, what it is and what it isn't.
Bulletproof Hats Show Episode 1
Intro
The Bulletproof Hats Show was created as a platform for clearing up the deception, misinformation, confusion and to bring to light endless subjects with a down to Earth and Plain English point of view.
In this video I explain what this game we call life is here in this system we were all born into. I delve into the details of how this game works and what it's REALLY all about. I also cover solutions. Many people have their philosophies, logic, research and opinions BUT... you've NEVER heard it like THIS before!
MASTER THE MATRIX! This is rarely shared information. The Elite DO NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS! I reveal the MOST POWERFUL 3 ways to become free from the system and master the Matrix.
Liberate Yourself from the System: Become a State Citizen, Not a Federal Citizen! Learn how to reclaim your sovereignty and break free from the system with this comprehensive video tutorial.
Discover the power of incorporating your legal name to become a state citizen instead of a federal citizen. Take control of your life and liberate yourself from the matrix.
Learn why everything we are dealing with in American society is based on business and why converting your 'legal name' into a business is a powerful solution and strategy to become free from 'the system' and gain access to unlimited financial abundance.
Ok folks, this is where I tell the entire story from God to the current state of our planet on the historical timeline. This 'story' is a plain-English rendition of what I put together from 30+ years of research. You want THE TRUTH? Well, here it is. Mind you, I DON'T know everything. HOWEVER out of ALL the research I have conducted BEFORE THERE EVEN WAS an internet, This is me explaining how I took all those puzzle pieces and put them together. What I can guarantee is that WHATEVER you currently know, will make MORE SENSE after watching this video!
The Power of Becoming an Ordained Minister Learn rarely told secrets about why and how being an ordained minister equals freedom from the system. This video covers the power of religious freedom and how to live your spiritual life without fear, worry or doubt.
🔱"Ye are gods..." That is what we have been told. I spent over half my life figuring all this out and I can honestly say... that I can teach you how to become... well... 'super people', by upgrading your mind and body. In 8 weeks you can have a DIFFERENT brain and body. It's nuts!
For Do-It-Yourself Ebook See Below in 'My Books' section.
I haven't HAD or NEEDED a doctor since I was a child. The last time I remember going to a doctor, my mother was holding my hand to cross the street! Now, for reasons I won't get into here, I had to study natural medicine for all my ailments and illnesses. I ALSO had to study 'Big Pharma' and pharmaceutical drugs. This video is what I have found from the perspective of a down to Earth man from Queens New York AND an ordained Deliverance Minister. This video will be shocking but can quite likely save your life and the lives of those you share this info with. I am NOT saying that all doctors, nurses and medicines are 'bad' but the truth is the truth.