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This is your chance to get the complete SLOTH MUSCLE  Jumpstart system at an insane value!

 Normally $29, this comprehensive 14-day transformation guide is available for just $7 for a limited time. 

You'll discover the exact workouts, meal plans, and tracking system that helped me pack on 20lbs of muscle using nothing but dumbbells and the 10-10-10 method. 

This isn't just information—it's your personal coach in a guide, showing you exactly what to do each day to trigger rapid muscle growth. The price increases soon, so grab your copy now!

Includes:

  • 14-Day SMINT Workout Plan ($17 Value)

  • Customizable Meal Plans ($12 Value)

  • Success Tracker & Worksheets ($7 Value)

  • Exercise Video Access ($15 Value)

  • Total Value: $51 → Today: JUST $7

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The Lose Your Belly Gut Removal System

 

Finally! A No-Nonsense Guide to Stubborn Belly Fat That Actually Works!

Tired of complex diets that leave you hungry and frustrated? Sick of paying a fortune for programs that overpromise and underdeliver?

The Lose Your Belly Gut Removal System cuts through the hype and gives you the straightforward, actionable strategies you need to finally target that stubborn belly fat.

 

This isn't about starvation or endless hours at the gym. It's about working smarter, not harder.

In this powerful guide, you'll discover:

The #1 Dietary Switch that kickstarts your metabolism and tells your body to burn fat for fuel.


A Clear, Easy-to-Follow Plan: Get a straightforward eating and activity blueprint you can start implementing TODAY.

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Transform your life with "The Evolution Solution" by Michael Machette VanHelsing, the ultimate manual for human evolution. Yes, a NEW BRAIN a NEW BODY and a NEW LIFE! 

 

This groundbreaking book offers a comprehensive guide to achieving a complete upgrade of your brain, mind, spirit, and body.

 

Delve into the science of brain hemisphere synchronization, harness the power of autosuggestion, explore the benefits of nootropics, and unlock the secrets of epigenetics.

 

Whether you seek weight loss, muscle building, or natural remedies, "The Evolution Solution" provides the tools for a total transformation. PLUS, it only takes 8 WEEKS and is scientifically proven!

 

We have manuals for everything else in our lives, but no manual on OURSELVES. No manual for the human brain, body and spirit. 

Well now THERE IS ONE! And... There's a Full 2 HOUR Webinar and an 8 week 1-on-1 training program as an option! If you want my personal assistance with your evolution process. 

 

Elevate your existence and become the best version of you. An UPGRADE!

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PERSONAL SERVICES

1-on-1 & Human-Delivered Services

The Foundation: Jumpstart Services

  • Personal Strategy Session (90 Minutes) - $150

    • What it is: Our deep-dive initial consultation. We'll review your goals, medical history, current lifestyle, and equipment. I'll create a personalized roadmap just for you.

    • Perfect for: Beginners or anyone who feels overwhelmed and needs a clear, confident starting point.

  • Form Critique & Analysis (Single Session) - $60

    • What it is: You send me videos of your key SLOTH MUSCLE exercises. I'll provide a detailed video response breaking down your form, offering corrections, and giving cues to improve your mind-muscle connection.

    • Perfect for: Self-starters using the digital program who want to ensure they're doing it right and safely.

The Gold Standard: Ongoing Coaching

  • Elite 1-on-1 Coaching - $300/month

    • What's Included:

      • Fully Customized Program: Updated every 4-6 weeks based on your progress.

      • Personalized Nutrition Guidance: Macros, meal timing, and supplement advice.

      • Unlimited Messaging (M-F): Get your questions answered within 24 hours.

      • Weekly Form Video Review: Submit as many videos as you need.

      • Bi-Weekly 30-Minute Zoom Check-in Calls: We talk strategy, mindset, and adjustments.

    • My Commitment: I become your dedicated coach and accountability partner. This is for the individual who is 100% committed to their transformation.

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  • Personal Accountability Partnership - $150/month

    • What's Included:

      • Custom SMINT Program: A tailored plan to start.

      • Weekly Check-in Via App/Text: You report your workouts, and I provide motivation and adjustments.

      • Form Review: Submit 2 videos per week for feedback.

    • Perfect for: Those who need guidance and accountability but don't require the intensive support of the Elite package.

Specialized Human Services

  • 1-on-1 "Long Limb" Specialist Session - $125

    • What it is: A 60-minute session focused exclusively on adapting SMINT exercises for your specific body mechanics. We'll find the perfect angles and variations to maximize your gains.

    • Perfect for: Taller individuals or those who have struggled with traditional exercises due to leverage issues.

  • 1-on-1 Over-50 Transformation Audit - $99

    • What it is: A comprehensive review of your current program, nutrition, and recovery strategies through the lens of metabolic changes that occur after 50. I provide a detailed report with actionable steps.

    • Perfect for: Clients in my age group who want to optimize their efforts for their specific life stage.

 

Why Invest in Coaching with Me?

  • I Invented This Method: I'm not just following a script. I understand the nuances of SMINT better than anyone because I created it to solve my own problems.

  • I Speak Your Language: As a 50-year-old, I understand the challenges of balancing fitness with life, work, and family.

  • You're Not a Number: I intentionally keep my client list small to ensure every person I coach gets my full attention and expertise.

Ready to work together? Schedule your free 15-minute discovery call to see if we're a good fit! CONTACT ME

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Digital Products

 

-  Mastery Program ($197) - 12-week periodized training system with video library

 

- Nutrition Blueprint ($97) - Custom meal plans and supplement guide

 

- Mobility & Recovery Program ($67) - Daily routines for joint health and flexibility

 

- Exercise Encyclopedia ($47) - 100+ exercise variations with tutorials

 

- for Long Limbs ($87) - Specialized programming for taller athletes

 

Group Programs

- Group Coaching ($97/month) - Live Q&A, group accountability, workout library

- 30-Day Challenge ($47) - Guided transformation with community support

- Corporate Programs (Contact for pricing) - Workplace wellness packages

 

Specialty Services

- for Seniors ($127) - Age-appropriate programming for 60+

- Rehab Protocol ($147) - Injury-specific training plans (post-physical therapy)

- Youth Athletic Development ($157) - Safe training for teens (13-18)

 

Premium Add-ons

- Custom App Profile ($97) - Personalized workout tracking setup

- Gear Kit ($Varies) - Curated equipment packages

- Annual Retreat ($TBA) - In-person training events

 

Free Resources (Already on site)

- Free Ebook

- Free Challenge Programs

- BMI Calculator

- Calorie Counter

- Meal Plan Calendar

- Recipe Creator

 

All premium services include 30-day money-back guarantee and access to private SLOTH MUSCLE community.

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